1. Mind your own business.
2. Learn to be quiet sometimes.
3. If you’re going to be a shithead, just stay home.
4. If someone is being a shithead to you, kick their ass.
5. Don’t fucking rape.
6. Don’t fucking steal.
7. If you’re magic, fucking embrace that shit.
8. Don’t complain about the mess you got yourself into.
9. Don’t hurt little kids.
10. Don’t hurt animals for no reason.
11. Don’t put up with anybody’s bullshit. Ever.
Why aren’t we all Satanists already?
Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard, via funfordandsons)
Presenting the most epic fight ever, Batman vs. Shark! From Batman the Movie (1966)
i just come to see if you really work.. my love…
"Wondering where my mind is, account’s in the minus,
but yet I’m rolling round the fuckin’ city like your highness”
Just to put things into perspective!